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Verse 1
Hey, check this out, man.
It was this blind man,
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street
with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish
market.
You know what saying?
He stopped.
He took a deep breath.
He said
Good morning, ladies
My man on the guitar.
Fool on the drum.
Ayy, everybody just crowd
around the mic,
I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes
I got, ayy, exactly
But first, I'ma start off like this,
ayy, help me sing it, homeboy, come on
Say Coke 45 and two zigzags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park, have the dogs,
smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn,
singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flying
through Palmdale,
skating on deck and rims
E
Am
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my cabbie will
Well it was just sundown
in a small white town,
When the Afro man walked
through the white land,
houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on the corner
sellin' rap CDs
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
cause I didn't know her daddy was the
fucked on the floor
fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left,
fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheba,
Sheba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
Oh, he beat me to the left,
he beat me to the right
my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her
prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck that bitch just one more time
Code 45 and two zigzags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the mall, grab the dog,
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell,
flying through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
And my tapes and my CDs just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
Uh, I met this lady in Hollywood
I took her to my house,
cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick
that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said, Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open
with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife
in the state of Kentucky
She said, I'd fry some chicken
if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Coke 45 and two zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the ball, catch the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed, uh
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
Hey, wait a minute, man, check this out
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and said,
yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Met this lady in Michigan
E
Am
I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down
in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned
to a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
E
Am
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
We can go to the mall, grab the dog
And as them marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell,
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