Well, she's the girl with the biggest
hair and the longest nails
And I kinda like the way her perfume smells
She gets whistled at by healthy,
She's the girl with the biggest
hair and the longest nails
The coldest part of melt,
at the side of her garter belt
The longest laces in the reddest lips
A place that launched a thousand ships
She's al ways dressed to thrill
Shortest skirts and the highest heels
She's the girl with the biggest hair
When she walks into a room,
I'll get a big whiff of that fine perfume
It kind of blends with the
She's a tear in a hole and the old lawn lair
But I'm glad to pay the perfume
For the girl with the biggest hair
She's a girl with the biggest
hair and the longest nails
And I kind of like the way
But the women don't like her too well,
She's a girl with the biggest hair and
I made my intentions known,
But when I asked her to be my wife,
she up and walked out of my life
Then I had to say a word, read my dirty sign,
All right, y 'all, I sold the beast,
the baby had me thrilled.
She's a girl with the biggest hair
She's a girl with the biggest
hair and the longest nails.