If she walks by,
the mint folks get engrossed, oh yeah
If she moves,
bread slice turned to toast
She's got a lot of what they call the most,
oh yeah
The girl can't help it
if she was born to please her, oh no
She's got a figure, y 'all,
a figure made to squeeze her, oh yeah
Won't you kindly be her way,
the girl can't help it
She memorizes every mother's son,
oh yeah
If she smiles,
beefsteak become well done, oh yeah
She makes Grandpa feel like
he's twenty -one
Oh, yeah
But God can't help it
that she was born to please her
Oh, no
And if I go to her on a visit easy
Won't you kindly be aware
that I can't help it
Oh, the girl can't help it
if she was born to please
Oh, no, she's got a figure, y 'all,
figure made to squeeze
And I'm a -hopin', obviously,
that someday the answer will be
The girl can't help it
if she's in love with me
Oh, yeah
I can't help it, oh no, she can't help it
I can't help it, oh no, she can't