Hey you, the fool on the stool
I know what's on your mind
You're thinkin' she'll be persuaded
By your tips and clothes and tie
There you sit so sure
she's gonna be yours
When she gets through tonight
Hey, you, the fool on the stool
She'll go home when they
turn on these lights
Fool, let me tell you how it's gonna be
When they call for the final round
She'll clean off the tables,
straighten up the chairs,
flip the sign on the door
Then she'll let the old blinds down
Then she'll count up the
bills you tipped her
For dancing and holding you tight
Then you'll hear a horn blow
Through the back door she'll go
I played the same old game last night
Hey you the fool on the stool
I know
You're thinkin' she'll be persuaded
by your tips at close in time
There you sit so sure
she's gonna be yours
when she gets through tonight
Hey you, the fool on the stool,
she'll go home when they
turn on these lights
Hey you, the fool on the stool
She'll go home when they turn on these lights