We are east of North Dakota,
we got something really rare
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture you'll gaining
Except no imitations, it's the fair
Saw a friend from Wisconsin
you gotta see the crop art,
they don't know when to quit.
I'm going to see the butter heads
we are south of Manitoba.
We are east of North Dakota,
we got something really rare.
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture you'll be gaining.
Except no imitations, it's the fair.
At the fair there's no lack of food,
you simply take your pick.
You can find almost anything
Fronto Pops, mini donuts,
I gotta get my cheese curds,
I've been waiting all year.
we are south of Manitoba.
We are east of North Dakota,
we got something really rare.
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture, you'll be game
Except no imitations, it's the fair
After all the food I've eaten now,
I'll go out on the midway
and I'll probably lose my lunch
The tilt -a -whirl is one thing,
but I just cannot conceal
My heart'll stop right at the top
of the double Ferris wheel
We are east of North Dakota,
we got something really rare
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture you'll be gaining
Except no imitations, it's the fair
Oh, you gotta see Piggy Mama
The biggest sow that you have ever seen
It's a giglet for a piglet
Now the combines are waiting
Kids are climbing on the tractors,
on their tires and on their grills
You may live inside a townhouse
in the suburbs, make your home
If you've always wanted a tractor,
you could call your very own
We are east of North Dakota,
we've got something really rare
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture you'll be gaining
Except no imitations, it's the fair
Now I need some relaxation
A place to soak my achin' feet
All that's left inside my pocket
is some lint and half a pack of Tums
But next year, you can bet,
We are east of North Dakota,
we got something really rare
It's fulfilling, entertaining,
it's true culture you'll be gaining
There's deals and demonstrations,
The whole population's at the fair.