That's my story here.
For me, Timothy Treadwell.
The kind warrior.
Can I take it? I'm trying.
Okay, yeah, I can do it.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
I've crossed the halfway point.
Government's given me
all they have, so far.
I've stood up to it.
I've had danger in the boat,
almost died, I've almost fallen off
a cliff.
Yeah, the danger factor's
about to amp up in the maze.
Maze is always the most dangerous.
Lord, I do not want to be hurt by a bear.
I do not.
I always cannot understand
why girls don't wanna
be with me for a long time
be cause I have really a nice personality.
I'm fun. I'm very, very good in the,
well, you're not supposed to say that with your guy,
but I know I am.
They know I am.
And, um, I don't fight with them,
I'm so passive, I'm a bit of a patsy,
which is that a turn off to girls, to be a patsy?
I it's not, it's not that I'm a
total great guy,
I'm a lot of fun and have
a good life going.
I don't know what's going on.
I always wished I was gay,
it have been a lot easier,
you know, you could just bing bing bing.
Hey guys, no problem.
I mean, I go to restroom
s and truck stops
and perform sex.
It's, like, so easy for them and stuff.
But you know what?
Alas, I mean, the turtle's not gay.
Bummer! I love girls.
And girls, girls need a lot more,
need a lot more, you know,
finesse and care.
And I like that a bit,
but when it goes bent down bad and you're alone,
it's like, well, you know, you can't rebound like you can
if you were gay.
I'm sure gay people have
problems too,
but not as much as one goofy straight guy named
Timothy Dreadwell.
Anyway, that's my story.
That's my story.