and conditions for living in the UK
Oh, it's a shame you went to state
school in the first place
That'll keep you two steps down
You need to learn to hate
China, rich cunts and poor cunts
The weather and the tax rates
All the fuckers telling you to isolate
Labour and the Liberals and the
Greens and the Tory state
Hate everyone and everything 'til
you can't even stand yourself
Hate the fact you need money
Hate all those who want money
Hate the fucking game and the
In beer and drugs and crime
Seek pride in your na tion's
Watch films about soldiers,
cry at what they died for
A fuck ton of corruption in the
Great British Arse that soares
Right before it shits all over
its own people in hoardes
Between the crackheads and the lords
The people who believe 'em
Is a most glorious na tion
Our terms and conditions consist
Part two of the UK's terms
and the first class citizens
You must follow the following conditions,
Okay so what you're saying
is that the rules don't apply
To anyone with a winning lottery
No, the fact is, in practice,
With the exception of taxes
Amongst other things, you know
there's no such a thing as a crime!
Okay, so what you're saying is your
conditions is money making?
No, not money making, money taking!
Placing said money in savings
Not greed, aspirations, see!
Aspirations for those with
Why, of course! And a delectable
It's the equivalent to sitting
Stand up, for a better view
Your Ts and Cs mean liberty
But freedom doesn't recognise poverty
These terms and conditions were
Did you have me mistaken,
when you came to this country half way?
With the silly little dreams,
And the mind of an animal
I decide who lives and dies
But the blood between my eyes
That you are doomed for all of time
