was a little red silly looking devil
and he always wanted to stay out late
His mama said I'm gonna have
to send you out to battle
if you ain't a bit of hap ass state
and he stared at the moon
and he had observed a real good thing
He thought that be ing bad is
half as good as be ing bad
and I don't think that be
ing good will be my thing
Wait, I mean if being bad is half
then I don't think that being
Without a license or a title,
bought himself a motorcycle
and he was raising hell in Senegal.
when his daddy found out,
there was lightning bolts and hurricanes
If you don't get your shit together,
I'm gonna make you live forever,
and you'll die for all the
He said, if you get your shit together,
I'm gonna make you live forever,
and you'll die for all the whole world's
that's a little sad and boring
if you look at things in a modern way
A redneck was enlightened
and he sits his body hiding
He's a student of the parasol way
And he would hit his bong
Sing his favorite two songs
And his bible only said one thing
So I'm a take a hammer to the memory
They said nostalgia is the
So I'm gonna take a hatchet
He just liked to park his ass in the shade
Buddha said to hell with Chattanooga
And he took a piss in Nicaragua