Her head looked like a watermelon.
Her hair was long, she had a tony.
Her neck looked like a roll of bologna.
Her teeth stuck out so firm
she didn't have much sense
She could gnaw an ear of corn
right through a picket fence
Her marriage license cost a quarter
Just then he saw her husband
and he stood six foot three
He had brass knuckles made to or der
Now my teeth are scattered
Her hair was red, her name was Hannah
Her nose looked like a big banana
She weighed so much, he had some trouble
He thought that he was seeing double
He put his arm around her,
But he couldn't get close enough,
cause she had too much blubber
She was too fat, he couldn't court her
round her Tennessee border
One night I took her out,
and fell in a bale of turd and tine
What in the world ever happened
to that old man's daughter?
Well, the last time I saw her, Red,
