Her eye s was red,
her name was Helen.
Her head looked like a watermelon.
Her hair was long, she had a tony.
Her neck looked like a roll of bologna.
Her teeth stuck out so firm
she didn't have much sense
She could gnaw an ear of corn
right through a picket fence
Her marriage license cost a quarter
On the Tennessee border
One night I took her out
to see what we could see
Just then he saw her husband
and he stood six foot three
He had brass knuckles made to or der
Now my teeth are scattered
on the Tennessee border
Her hair was red, her name was Hannah
Her nose looked like a big banana
She weighed so much, he had some trouble
He thought that he was seeing double
He put his arm around her,
and he tried to hug her
But he couldn't get close enough,
cause she had too much blubber
She was too fat, he couldn't court her
Now she wears a girdle
round her Tennessee border
One night I took her out,
just across the line
She stumped her toe
and fell in a bale of turd and tine
Hey, Earlies
Yeah, Red
What in the world ever happened
to that old man's daughter?
Well, the last time I saw her, Red,
she was headed for The
Tenness ee Partner!