Isabelle is a belly dancer
With a kleptomaniac's restraint
Tried stealing Helena's handbasket
Joshua judges her ruthlessly
On account of Ruth walking out on him
In the Big House, Isabelle is a-telling all
To the chaplain who's become her friend
Justin is adjusting to the odor from
Theodore's Evergreen Incense
don't make him any younger
Than Oliver's All- Liver Supplements
His late mate Merrilee merrily said
"Immortality can't be bought in a jar"
This just in: Justin's had enough of cure-alls
Gonna quiz the neighbor kid
He says: "I don't know why you care
I don't know what's out there
I don't know how it's done
Just take me to your leader, son
I've seen you live it, boy
It's real, it's free, it's fun
So take me to your leader, son
Take me to your leader, son"
They don't know why we care
They don't know what's out there
They don't know how it's done
Let's take 'em to our leader's son
They see we've got the joy
It's real, it's free, it's fun
Let's take 'em to our leader's son
They don't know why we care
They don't know what's out there
They don't know how it's done
Let's take 'em to our leader's son
They see we've got the joy
It's real, it's free, it's fun
Let's take 'em to our leader's son
Let's take 'em to our leader's son
Let's take 'em to our leader's son