and Dan is having drinks with friends
Nothing often crazy, just one or two
That lands him on the six o 'clock news
Like the lady that he saved
from having all her stuff stolen
By the time he stopped the man
from being shot by an assassin
By takin' him to get a tattoo
of a bottle of Jack in the sky
Let you know you can rely on Super Dan
Oh, you can bet that he will show
Oh, oh, if he's facedown in Amarillo
His hangovers are supersized
For Dan it's loud noise and bright lights
One time he stopped a bomb
and by a masked man in a bank
They'll tell you he was a genius
Knowing the right button to push
But you just thought it was the ATM
and land flat on the floor
He's faster than a silver
when he's feeling no pain
when he's been down in his secret lair
can you call a taxi cab for Super Dan?
to drive a car he's got some flow
Oh -oh -oh, then alcohol or 1 .0
He can walk through walls
Because he missed the door
from man to lump on floor
He fights crime, even if he can't stand
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when they hear his battle cry
but the Evergreeners burned his brow
Like to think he's got that
When hitting on some ugly troll,
Woah, he had a win, he said hello
Woah, too bad she looks like
with his name carved on the side,
a tribute to his drunken wins.
But in order to get much bigger,
because the hero needs his heroin.
Like the time he stopped a terrorist
by hitting him with his car,
when he nodded out behind the wheel.
Or when he stopped a huge
invading fringe alien race,
by shooting up with Ron Mobile.
But they got them all down with
He knows karate, jiu -jitsu,
Asking to show you where he loves
is trying to get some old dude
Sometimes it's tricky to believe
says he knows of Taekwondo
says he viewed a Brussel grow
Oh -oh -oh, told for lies since it began
Oh -oh -oh, he's just a drunken,
