I was born in
Miami,
Florida in 1953.
First thing I did was crack the
back of my head on the floor.
I stepped on a bee when I was four I
slammed the door of a 57
Chevy on my hand
when I was six
Little did I know that
darker clouds were
gathering on the horizon of my life
That's the story,
That's the story,
That's the story,
That's the story,
That's the story.
Later on, messing around in the backyard,
I was nine.
I stumbled onto the secret of anti -gravity
It's such a simple trick, I said to myself
I hope I can remember
Instinctively, I knew that trouble
And I spelled that with a
T, I said I knew that trouble
was bound to come
That's the story, that's the story, that's the story,
that's the story, that's the story of my life
Still later, I met a girl named
Sue, only daughter of the football coach
I liked her. I think she liked me.
The family moved to
Toronto.
Naively, I said to myself, why,
that's the story of my life.
David!
That's the story of my life.
David!
So
I'm not a man, I'm not a man I'm not a man,
I'm not a man