Three stupid
Christmas songs,
I'd rather have another beer
Take the adverts, greeting cards,
it's just another rip -off year
I'd sing about all the bruises
your eyes and mine can see
So put your money where your turntable
And step into
Christmas with me
Step into
Christmas,
step into feathered weather
Summer lasts forever,
if you're with me
Sing along with me
Step into
Christmas and get drunk with me
Walk up a jammy, just bing -bongs
It's a sign every year
Seasoning love is always mild
Plus it's double expensive beer
So if you're high, light it up a tiny
Make it mine for you and me
Just reach over the 24 inch
And get drunk at
Christmas with me
Stay and make it
Christmas
Stay an d make it together
I'd rather have the summer last forever
If you're with me, sing along with me
Get through the
Christmas, get drunk with me
Who needs stupid
Christmas songs?
I'd rather have another beer
TV adverts, trading cards,
it's just another riff off here
I'd rather sing about all the losers,
your eyes and mine can't see
So put your very mini turntables
and step into
Christmas with me
Step into
Christmas, step in together,
rather the summer last forever
If you're with me, sing along with me
Step into
Christmas, get drunk with me
Step into
Christmas, step in together
Brighter than the summer, last forever
Step into
Christmas, step in together
Brighter than the summer, last forever
Step into
Christmas, step in together
Brighter than the summer, last forever
Step into
Christmas, step in together
Brighter than the summer, last forever
Step into
Christmas, step in together
Rather have the summer last forever
So I'm just gonna stand in the river
Rather have the summer last forever