The morning rain clouds up my window,
Even if I could, it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
and my home phone at the bottom,
I sent two letters back in autumn,
you must not have got em,
there probably was a problem
in the post office or something,
sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em,
but anyways, fuck it, what's been up man,
my girlfriend's pregnant too,
guess what I'ma call her,
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too,
I'm sorry, I had a friend kill himself
over some bitch who didn't want him,
but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit
I got a room full of your posters
I like the shit you did with rockets, too
Anyways, I hope you get this man.
Hit me back. It's just a chat.
Truly yours, your biggest fan.
Put your picture on my wall
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote
I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up
If you didn't want to talk to me
But you could've signed an
That's my little brother, man,
We waited in the blistering cold for you
Four hours and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man.
You're like his fucking idol.
He wants to be just like you, man.
He likes you more than I do.
I ain't that mad, though,
I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver?
See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither.
He used to always cheat on
I can relate to what you're
so when I have a shitty day,
I drift away and put them on.
Cause I don't really got shit else,
so that shit helps when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo of your name
Sometimes I even cut myself
to see how much it bleeds
the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real,
and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause
But she don't know you like
I know you slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like
for people like us growing up
Sincerely yours, Stan, P .S.
we should be together too
I'm too good to call and write my fans
This'll be the last package I ever
Been six months and still no word,
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote the addresses on them perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you,
I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka,
You know the song by Bill Collins
from the air of the night
About that guy who could've saved that
other guy from drowning but didn't
then at his show he found him
That's kinda how this is,
you could've rescued me from drowning
I'm on a thousand downers now
and all I wanted was a lousy letter of a call
I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
we could've been together
Think about it, you ruined it now
I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend
But I did n't slit her throat,
and then she'll die too. Well, gotta go,
I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
even if I could it'd all be grey
Put your picture on my wall,
can't grab my arm between
But it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now,
Look, I'm really flattered
you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show,
Don't think I did that shit
But what's this shit you said about you
like to cut your wrist too?
I say that shit just clowning dawg,
come on how fucked it fits you?
Stan, I think you need some counseling
And what's this shit about us
That type of shit'll make me not
want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend
But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time
I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little. I'm glad
that I do want you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news
and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape
But they didn't say who it was to
