The cutest guy I ever saw
Was sippin' cider through a straw
The cutest guy I ever saw
Was sippin' cider through a straw
I told that guy I didn't see how
He sipped that cider through a straw
I told that guy I didn't see how
We sip that cider through a straw
Then cheek to cheek, and jaw to jaw
We sip that side, and through a straw
Then cheek to cheek, and jaw to jaw
We sip that cider through a straw
And he'd sip some cider from my lip
And now and then that straw would slip
And he'd sip some cider from my lip
And now I've got a mother -in -law
And now I've got a mother -in -law
From sippin' cider through a straw
The moral of, the moral of,
this little tale, this little tale,
is to sip your cider through a pail,
through a pail, the moral of this little tale,
to sip your cider through a pail.