gonna get a gal and a lady man
to rub your tongue in the night
Cause to keep me happy and content,
girl you have to be moving light
You got arthritis in your hip bone,
you got rheumatism in your spine
When I want to move like a cyclone
You only tellin' me take me time
All you're doin' is eatin' and drinkin'
And you're gettin' fat like a hog
Don't come back in me place
Till you're gonna set your way
You're bussin' up on me bed spring
And you're heavier than a log
Don't come back in me place
Till you're gonna set your
Woman before I touch you, you callin'
I'm gonna choke you for you to stop
I believe it's foolish you callin'
And you want them to lock me up
You're drivin' me out my damn mind
Why you don't make yourself a
I'm tired teachin' you how to whine
All you're doin' is eatin' and drinkin'
And you're gettin' fat like a hog
Lord, you're passing upon
and you're heavier than a log.
Lord, you're upon me bedspring,
You is the stiffest woman that ever
Come to give me a little play
But you move in twists like quicksilver
When it's money to come your way
Give me back me money you damn cheat
You have more tricks than little Bo Peep
Like a mackerel who just done eat
As you lay down you want to sleep
All you're doin' is eatin' and drinkin'
And you're gettin' fat like a hog
If you love the state you're
Lord, you bustin' up all me bedspread
And you're heavier than a log
If you love the state you're in
The other night I juked you with a needle
I threw ice water on your head
And still you ain't move a muscle
I said, neighbor, me woman dead
Since you born you never perspire
It don't seem to me like you concern
But any time this bed catch a fire
I'm gonna leave you there till you burn
All you're doing is eating and drinking
And you're getting fat like a hog
Don't come knockin' me, blessin',
Mama, yeah, you bustin' up on me,
and you're heavier than a log
Don't come knockin' me, blessin',
I'm gonna shake your grip
Don't come knockin' me, blessin',
I'm gonna shake your grip you
