Mom, I know you'll think I'm potty,
but at last I think I've found him.
He's young, but he's mature,
and you will love him, I can tell.
He says one day we'll marry,
and I don't think I should rush him.
But if he gets his skates on,
we can have some kids as well.
There are lots of things I miss,
No one makes a normal sandwich.
to eat the ones New Yorkers buy
that hasn't got an ice cube in it
And for an English sausage,
I swear I would gladly die
he just can't sit still a minute
He's not like Neville Braithwaite,
this one likes to dance all night
He does a lot of traveling,
and when he goes I miss him
For once I think it's safe to say
I'm doing something right
