Mum, I know you'll think I'm potty,
but at last I think I've found him.
He's young but he's mature, he's
not at all like other men.
Simon says one day we'll marry and
we'll have a dozen children.
I said, well I'll have two love, you
Mum, I've got this job at
That's a salon on the west side.
The clients love my accent.
A shampoo's called a rinse,
and a blow -dry's something filthy.
three nuns tap dance in the street.
There are lots of things I miss,
No one makes a normal sandwich.
Goliath's mouth to eat the ones
I long to find a drink that
hasn't got an ice cube in it.
Sausage, I swear I would gladly die.
Village, that's the trendy part of
He shares a lot with an attorney
with the unlikely name of
Dwight says he'll get my green card
Mum, I ought to be alright.
