There's a million little seagulls
in a million little nests
thinks he's better than the rest
There's a thousand little seals
There's a big man with a gun
who is having lots of fun
There's a hundred rats and mice
which are registered as pets
Which by nature just exist
There's a multitude of ants
which contaminate the plants
There's a big man with a gun
who is having lots of fun
And he chases them with poison
and he shoots them in the shotgun
And he runs around the meadows
and they think he's round the bend
And he looks a little haywire
in his out -sized rubber -gun boot
And what he doesn't realize
is that they'll get him in the end
There's a million frogs and toads
in a million little holes
living up a million holes
There's a thousand little rabbits,
every rabbit has its habits
There's a big man with a gun
Who is having lots of fun
And he chases them with poison
And he shoots at them with shotgun
And he runs around the meadows
and they think he's round the bend
And he looks a little haywire
in his outsized rubber -gum boots
And what he doesn't realize
is that they'll get him in the end
There's a million frogs and toads
in a million little holes
living up a million holes
There's a thousand little rabbits,
every rabbit has its habits.
There's a big man with a gun,
who is having lots of fun.
There's a big man with a gun,
who is having lots of fun.
There's a big man with a gun,
who is having lots of fun.
There's a big man with a gun,
who is having lots of fun.
