Scene 57: The Perverted Nun

Scene 57: The Perverted Nun 的简化版吉他和弦，作者为 Frank Zappa & The Mothers

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    • Verse 1
    I'm going 
    to 
    die. 

    I know I'm 
    going to die. 

    I can tell because my 

    pulse is so 
    weak. 

    The pills... 

    I took so 
    many downers 

    that 
    I know this is the end 
    for me. 

    You poor 
    thing. 

    You want us to fix 

    your hair for you 

    so you look good 
    when they find 
    you? 

    Oh, 
    would you? 

    Sure, what do you want? 

    A ponytail? 

    A flat 
    top with fenders? 

    I'm gonna 
    die, Janet. 

    I'm gonna OD. 

    So make me 
    look good. 

    Listen, 
    the best I can do 
    for you 

    is fix your hair, 

    so why don't you get 
    up and wash that melted 

    eye makeup 
    off your face? 

    Is it smeared? 

    I've 
    been crying so 
    much. 

    It's so damn 
    sad 
    when you know 

    you'll never 
    see all your friends 
    anymore. 

    Oh, 

    every week 
    it's the same old 
    thing. 

    You're 
    gonna die. 

    You're gonna die. 

    Somebody went 
    out on you. 


    Somebody doesn't 

    love you anymore. 

    How long 
    you been a groupie? 

    You 
    should get used 
    to romances 

    which 
    are so obviously 
    cheap. 

    Listen, 
    just 
    in case you crash 
    out 

    and 
    the imaginary 
    rock -and -roll 
    news

    paper from 
    San Francisco 

    wants 
    to get 
    any pictures of 
    you, 


    you'll look like you 
    washed your face. 

    Really, 
    it's better this 

    way with a clean face. 

    People 
    think groupies 

    are such dirty 
    girls. 

    But mine's 
    sort of fucking 

    all three of 
    them. 

    Look, 
    over there. 
    What? He's 

    doing it. 

    He's watching 
    us from the fake 

    bandstand 

    with the binoculars. 

    Who, 
    the Englishness? 

    The rivet boy. 

    The rivet 
    boy? 

    Where? 
    Over there. 

    Wipe 
    that stuff out of your 

    eyes. 

    Looks like he's beating 
    off. 

    Beating off? 

    I knew he was a pervert. 

    Ooh, how exciting. 

    Hey, are you 
    still trying to ode thee? 

    Yes. 
    This definitely 
    is the end for me. 

    I feel so 
    faint and so 
    weak. 

    Ah. 
    Good 
    evening, 

    honey. 

    That was the most imaginary 
    collapse 

    I've 
    seen since last week. 

    Janet, do you think 

    she's going to die? 

    Are you kidding? 

    Did you see her hit 
    the floor? 

    God, 
    well, it was so obviously 
    cheap. 

    I'm 
    going to die. 

    This time it's real. 

    Listen, 
    Lucy, we've got to get ready 


    for a big dance number. 

    We're 
    going to the fake nightclub 

    tonight. 

    Everything's getting 
    dim. 

    Why don't you 
    tell her a story 

    while you put 
    your make -up on? 

    Evening. 

    Listen, 
    Toots, 

    I'm gonna make up 

    a nice little fairy 
    tale 
    for you. 

    Oh, the 
    pills and 
    man
    drakes. 

    I 
    took so many 
    of them. 

    I'll 
    tell you part 
    of the story, 

    and 
    then you make up another 

    part that goes along 
    with it. 

    Once 
    upon a time, 

    there was a 
    tall, 
    handsome, 
    muscular... 

    Dwarf. 
    with 
    a very special 

    Swedish 
    apparatus 

    that 
    him and his friends would 
    use in conjunction with 
    bold 

    new surgical 
    experiments 
    involving 
    a 
    bludgeon, 

    a bottle of champagne 

    and 
    a microwave 
    oven 
    from 
    a jumbo 
    jet, 

    one of the 
    big jobs leased 

    from Air 
    Rangoon 

    Which, 
    when 
    used correctly, 

    can effectively 
    increase 
    the dimensions 

    and 
    firepower of 
    your dick 

    to 
    the point where, 
    in some 
    instances, 


    it should be classified 
    as 
    a lethal 
    weapon. 

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