Tonight we'll have a party
We'll eat some food that's rare
And at the head of the table I'll place
Brother
Henry's chair
Invite all the local big dogs
We'll laugh and talk and eat
But we'll save the bones for
Henry
Jones
Cause
Henry don't eat no meat
Today we'll go to market
And buy a lot of fish
That will thrill brother
Henry
Cause fish is a special dish
Get a large can of molasses
So we'll have something sweet
But we'll save the bones for
Henry
Jones
Cause
Henry don't eat no meat
Henry don't like gravy
He don't dunk or dip
He don't need no napkins
Cause the things he eat don't drip
One day we had a banquet
It really was a feast
They started off with short ribs
Then they finished up with steak
But when the feast was over
Brother
Henry just kept his seat
And we served the bones to
Henry
Jones
Cause
Henry don't eat no meat
Our banquet was most proper
Right down to the mid -tass
From soup to lots and bagels
And
Fezzer under glass
We thought the chops were mellow
He said his chops were beef
And we served the bones to
Henry
Jones
Cause
Henry don't eat no meat
He shops for beansprouts
Henry don't eat no meat
Don't you give him bacon
Henry don't eat no meat
He's badly mistaken
Henry don't eat no meat
He's been on fish since 66
Henry don't eat no meat
And he gets his kicks
eating celery sticks
Henry don't eat no meat
So can
Grease when he eatin' that cheese
Henry don't eat no meat
I'm in the mood for seafood
Henry don't eat no meat
But he exactly wants seafood
Henry!
Do you want fish, spaghetti, special sauce, lettuce,