Well,
the reindeers had a meeting,
they were looking for some slack
Santa got so heavy,
he was breaking all their backs
Trouble was a brewing,
they'd be pulling so much weight
Toys would not be delivered,
cause they'd be run ning late
Now
Santa's on a diet,
he's going to the gym
The big guy's trimmin' down,
he sure is lookin' slim
Santa's on a diet,
now look at him
Now even
Mrs.
Claus said it wasn't all that cute
When
Santa would bend over,
he'd go bustin' out his suit
Stop leavin' all those
cookies when
Santa's on his route
Only snacks are cottage cheese
and vegetables and fruit
Yeah,
Santa's on a diet
He's going to the gym
Now the big guy's trimming down
He sure is getting slim
Santa's on a diet
Look at him!
Look at
Santa!
Go
Santa,
Santa, go crunch it, baby, crunch
Burning,
Santa, burning,
we're having a slim fast lunch
Give me ten more,
Santa, now you're putting
them to shame
Pump it,
Santa, pump it, no pain, no gain, yeah
Santa's on a diet
He's going to the gym
The big guy's trimming down,
he sure is getting slim
Santa's on a diet, look at him
Santa's on a diet
He's going to the gym
The big guy's trimming down,
his show's getting slim
Santa's on a diet, look at him
Santa's on a diet, he's getting trim
Santa's on a diet