Come with me and let me show you,
Hurry now and don't be late,
Grip your shorts and bring no sunscreen,
Cos or not for this show ain't fun.
Let's all go to Santa Island,
In the middle of the sea,
Sandy shores on Santa Island,
See him jogging on the beach,
No more snow on Santa Island
He don't need to wear a coat
Warm lagoons on Santa Island
Look, there goes a Santa float
See me in my red shorts lining the sun
Me and the missus having lots of fun
Climbing up the palm trees,
It's July so I ain't got much to do
Let's all go to Santa Island
Lie down on a sandy beach
Even elves love Santa Island
Where the mangoes are in reach
We can play on Santa Island
Watch the reindeer having fun
Let's relax on Santa Island
Drink some eggnog in the sun
what's that you call me a homie?
Where am I, man, this ain't Detroit
No, man, you are in my island now
Say, brother, where am I anyway?
You're in Santa's Island, man
Let's all go to Santa Island
Throw your winter boots away
Take a nap on Santa Island
In your hammock swing all day
It's not cold on Santa Island
Feel the sand between your toes
Santa loves his Santa Island
That is my favorite place to go!
Oh Santa, had a rough night
it's my favorite place to be.
ho ho, what's happening man,
Brother, you are in Santa's Island.
Hey, brother, the guy's not here, man.
There's no Kaliki here, man.
Oh, good word. I'm getting so hot.
Anybody have any sunscreen?
There's no need for sunscreen here,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
You got a cab or something man
I gotta get outta here, I'm late
There's no cab here on Santa's Island
Ho ho ho, Mele Kaliki maka man
And come to Santa's Island soon
That's real, that's real Hawaiian