It was snowin' on Christmas Eve
She took me up to Walker's Hill
With a flasher filled with eggnog
And rum from her daddy still
We broke in the shed, took out the sled
To sit and watch the lights of town
I went for a kiss and the sled did shift
And suddenly we're flyin' down
There's a choir on the corner
Singin' a hallelujah carol
There's a santa ringin' a bell
I think it's my cousin Daryl,
normal people in the town square
A tree and a star atop it,
and I'm ridin' a sleigh in a whiskey haze
And I don't know how to stop it
Look out, darlin' Charming
We broke into the congregation,
Sister Hazel, she just fainted
Banker Bill had a heart attack
They had people in the manger
As the baby kept waving back
There's a choir on the corner
Singin' a hallelujah carol
There's a Santa ringin' a bell
I think it's my cousin Daryl
Normal people in the town square
A tree to start a tompin'
I'm ridin' a sleigh of whiskey haze
And I don't know how to stop it
Sgt. McKenzie, the town's traffic cop,
was workin' a late night shift,
Suddenly we gave him a lift,
we burst through the picture window
you're gonna buy me and the
There's a choir on the corner
singing a hallelujah carol
There's a Santa ringing a bell
I think it's my cousin Daryl
And all the people in the town square
And I'm riding a sleigh on whiskey hay
And I got no idea how to stop her