I'm through with standing in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
big enough for ten plus me
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
and a big black jet with a bedroom in in it
Gonna join the mile high club
at thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean
(So how you gonna do it?)
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
in her bleach blond hair, and we'll
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
that love to beat up assholes
so I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla)
I'm gonna dress my my ass
with the latest latest fashion
that loves to blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny in her bleach blond hair,
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny in her bleach blond hair,
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
