调：Ab major
Verse 1
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Am
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Oh, yes, yes.
I'm giving it.
Give it to me.
I'm being quite generous.
Give it to me, Andrew Ridgely.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm just about to...
Oh, ye olde splooge.
Oh, sexy.
I'll get a towel device.
here we are.
Mop, mop, mop.
There you go.
Good as a shiny new pence.
That was transcendent,
utterly divine.
Thank you, love.
I do so try to bring the ruckus.
I do have one question,
though,
and forgive me if I'm out of line.
G
Marjorie,
when we were merging into one as legally married man
and wife back there, did you perchance call me Andrew Ridgely?
Did I?
Oh, yes, I think I did.
How shocking of me.
And by that you meant
Andrew Ridgely from Wham?
Hmm, well, yes, I guess I did.
Wait, wait,
the gardener's name is Andrew Ridgely.
No, his name is Javier Pocahontas,
Oh,
Well, I don't mean to yell it out.
He just popped into me head,
that's all.
I apologize if it hurt you.
Why would it hurt me?
After all, he was only
one of my biggest rivals
in the 80s.
A rival who used to lavish
you
with his resplendent penile
entry.
He did have a brilliantly glowing
wang.
Almost fluorescent, like your socks.
Ooh, quit speaking,
you cockney slag.
I must say, the mention of Andrew
did stop you from thrusting
F
on.
I simply ignored you
and managed to ejaculate through
the offensive remark
Hmm could obey you
who have a crush on Andrew Ridgely
That's ridiculous
No attraction
Not overcompensating
with my laughter
Alright, alright.
So sometimes I fantasize
about other men.
So what it's normal
Who do you fantasise about
when we make love?
That is a woman trap
I'm not about to fall into.
It's not a trap, merely a query.
Who have you thought about
while we've been making the
beastie with two backies?
Well,
I'll tell you who would cross my mind
if that sort of thing were
to happen.
That little hot and tot!
Darling, she's not a hot and tot.
That means negro woman.
You shouldn't use words you don't
understand.
I'm sorry.
I thought it meant Australian.
She is Australian, right?
That she is, uncouth skink.
I try to think of her strictly
in a professional manner.
Plus, I only masturbate to her music,
never to her actual person.
So you've never thought about
anyone else
while we were having sexies?
I'm going to prepare us a full
English brekkie.
Do you fancy anything?
Did you just say George Michael?
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