I was riding on a concrete slab
Down a river of useless flab
It was such a beautiful day
I heard a witch doctor say
I'll turn you in to a toadstool
I'm lookin' for the
joke with a microscope
My muscles twitchin' on your words
If you're on the streets,
you lose your nerves
Divinity throws you a curve
Stixxie, then you go berserk
Ammo and no inspiration
I'm looking for the joke with a
microscope
A page out of a comic book
A chicken hangin'
on a hook
A river and a babbling brook
A sermon and a teenage hook
Shak ing my hand
at your fake face
A suicide, a certain look
A microphone and blues guitar
People feeling near and far
Stupidity, a mental scar
But cruel into cruelty
As life goes by you
In a blur
An alcoholic has gone far
Everything just goes so far
I was pissing on the desert sands
When the desert,
it whispered to me
Damn, isn't this a shame?
Things will never be the same
I run this gas and oasis
Now I'm looking for the
junk with a microscope
I was a teenage dinosaur,
stoned and obsol ete
I didn't get fucked and
I didn't get kissed
I got so fuckin' pissed
Using my head for an ashtray
Now I tell you who I am
I'm the Repo Man
And I'm looking for the joke
I'm looking for the joke
with a microscope