Early one mornin' without any warnin'
I took me a look at myself
I've seen how this married
Was trying to choke me to death
Laid on the bed with my gun to my head
And I nearly 'bout ended it all
But I come to my sense just
And I blowed me some holes in the wall
I'm thinkin' about crankin'
And haulin' myself into town
I'm thinkin' about raisin'
That I'll die before I live it all down
I lay around this place 'til
And I may as well be underground
I'm thinkin' about crankin'
And haulin' myself into town
A honkytonk gal in a honkytonk band
With a honkytonk man on my arm
But I'm loaded with hillbilly charm
and no man of mine's gonna tell me
I can't go and have me some fun
So be fore that old asshole comes
You can bet your rear- end I'll be gone
I'm thinkin' about crankin'
And haulin' myself into town
I'm thinkin' about raisin'
That I'll die before I live it all down
I lay around this place 'til
And I may as well be underground
I'm thinkin' about crankin'
And haulin' myself into town