How can you take the crown from
How can you be on both sides when
you don't know her agenda?
How can you be on both sides when you
don't know where to end up?
How can you look into her
heart or look into her eyes?
Y 'all only get halfway with creed,
If you wanna be a jester,
you better get a funny hat
If you have to impress her,
you better do better than that
She doesn't give a fig if you're
You might be a prick and that's
a lot of you she's teasing
If you want to drive her home,
we'll wait for the surprise
She'll only go halfway if we
She's got all the angles covered
Your advances will get smothered
And if you think you're in the running
She'll start running every
Cause there ain't no way out now
How can you take the crown from the
How can you get her hand a
little further than your flies?
you bet ter take another toe
If you want to smoke a right,
you better be prepared to choke
It's not completely honest and
It's somewhere in between, oh, the
Yeah, if you think she looks alright
She'll turn her face and then
There's always another side
And if you blink and look again
You'll find that you've been
How can you take the crown from the
How can you settle down with
her and cut her down to size?
If you want to be a jester,
you better get a funny hat
If you want to impress her,
you better do better than that
Oh, I'm not covered with myself,
I'd only go halfway for the
Got you on your half way to
Got you on your half way, yeah
