There's
an old familiar broom home
is where the heart is.
If I got to choose my home,
I'd surely choose L .A.
Listen, that's not just an axiom.
I am here to state the faxiom,
as I do,
and you'll settle here to stay
in Beverly Hills,
Huntington Park,
Brantwood, Westwood,
or Hollywood. Hollywood!
Musicians, technicians,
and electricians on the job.
Directors and cronies, the stuntmen,
the phonies who hopped on
With the actresses and actors
who depend on Max Factors
To help them on their way down
The ter ribly funny,
awfully witty sayings of the town
Don't call us. We'll call you.
Let's have lunch. Someday.
Oh, I do tell.
Glad to see y 'all.
Can't use y 'all.
But glad to see y 'all anyway.
The guy you never hear about,
the girl they never cheer about,
the extra, the extra,
the Like straw.
Six o 'clock it's time to
leave the set.
Don't remember ever working
this hard yet.
Funny.
Thought that I'd be famous
in a day
Thing s just didn't quite work
out that way
Nothing to do but
shed a tear in the gloom
Of your dark and lonely room.