I know what you're doing,
and you know what is fair,
so save my heart from ruin
with an occasional breath of air.
And if you spread, spread it thinner,
and I'll be your middle man,
and I'll always be a winner.
If you please, please me when you can
Oh, there's another and I know it
But I ain't ever gonna blow it
So if you spread it, spread it thinner
And I'll be your sandwich man
And I'll always be a winner
If you believe, believe me when you can
There's another and I know it,
But I ain't ever gonna blow it
So if you spread it, spread it thin
And I'll be your manly man
And I'll always be a winner
If you please, please me when you can