You know there's
something sadly lacking
In her ladylike cliché
As she looks down on the traffic
In her thin necklace, yeah
Mixing light -hearted cocktails
With some heavy
-han ded talk
She's a sparkling pink lady with
a snake charmer's walk.
She's so helpless, ooh, ooh, ooh.
She's selfish, ooh, ooh, oo h.
She's hers
You know ro mance is
her reli gion
She's been worshipping so long
Her love is like makeup
She knows so well how to put it on
And she's got to come on helpless
to get any help
You see a pink lady supposed to know
how to defend herself
Comin' on her blast
Ooh, but savage
Ooh, but savage
She's got a bowl of
wax bananas
They're never gonna get right
She's got a new
Teakwood stereo
Cause she's the stereo tiger
She's got a glittering palm tree shirt
Her cowboy shirt boyfriend,
in the palm of her hand
Ah, and don't she talk that secret language,
only playgirls understand
She's so helpless
She's she's selfish, ooh,
just selfish
So it's goodbye,
big lady
Run to catch that waiting cab
If you never feel real life,
life can never be fair.
You've got the air tick et
to the latest
Broadway show.
It's called
Pink
Ladies,
Guys and
Dolls, and a
Fast
Fading
Rose,
Fading
Rose, ooooh.
Ooh, she's fading
Ooh, pink lady
Is fading