Way out in Reno, Nevada
Where the romances bloom and fade
A great Philadelphia lawyer
In love with a Hollywood name
Come, love, and we will wander
Down where the lights are so bright
I'll win you a divorce from your husband
And we can get married tonight
Wild Bill was a gun -toting cowboy
Had ten notches carved on his gun
And all of the boys around Reno
left while Bill's darlin' was gone
One night as Bill was re turnin'
from ridin' the range in the cold
He thought of his Hollywood darlin'
Her love was as lasting as gold
Well, as Bill drew near to her window
Two shadows he saw on the shade
Was a great Philadelphian lawyer
Makin' love to Bill's Hollywood maid
Well the night was as still as the desert
And the moon hangin' high overhead
Bill listened a while at the window
He could hear every word that was said
Your hands are so pretty and lovely
Your form so rare and divine
Come go back with me to Philadelphia
And leave this wild cowboy behind
Well, tonight back in old
Pennsylvania
Amongst her beautiful pies
There's one less Philadelphia lawyer
In old Philadelphia tonight