Where the romances bloom and fade
A great Philadelphia lawyer
Was in love with a Hollywood maid
Come, love, and we will wander
Down where the lights are so bright
I'll win you a divorce from your husband
And we can get married tonight
Now Bill was a gun -totin' cowboy
Had ten notches carved on his gun
And all the boys around Reno
Left Wild Bill's darlin' alone
One night, as Bill was returnin'
From ridin' the range in the cold
He thought of his Hollywood sweetheart
Her love was as lastin' as gold
As Bill drew near to her window
Two shadows he saw on the shade
Was a great Philadelphia lawyer
Making love to Bill's Hollywood maid
Well, the night was as still as the desert,
and the moon hanging high overhead.
Bill listened a while at the window,
he could hear every word that was said.
Your hands are so pretty and lovely,
your form so rare and divine.
Come go back with me to Philadelphia
And leave this wild cowboy behind
Well tonight back in old Pennsylvania
Amongst her beautiful pines
There's one less Philadelphia lawyer
in old Philadelphia tonight.
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