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Verse 1
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Now,
will those of you
who are playing in the
match this afternoon
the lower peg
Before you write your letter home,
if you're not getting your hair cut,
unless you've got a younger brother
who's going out this weekend
as the guest of another boy,
put it in your letter
after you've had your haircut,
and make sure he moves your
clothes
down onto the lower peg for you. now.
sir. yes Weimer.
Dibble this weekend sir
I do wish you'd listen
Weimer. it's perfectly simple.
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your haircut
you don't have to move your
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brother's clothes
down to the lower peg.
After you've done your scripture prep,
when you've written your letter home before rest,
move your own clothes onto the lower peg,
greet the visitors,
and report to Mr. Viney
that you've had your chit signed.
Now, sex.
Sex, sex.
Where were we?
Well, had I done foreplay?
ah well as we all know all about foreplay
no doubt you can tell me
and after that? putting them on a lower
peg sir. purpose of foreplay
is to cause the vagina to lubricate
so that the penis can penetrate
more easily.
can we have a window up
please sir.
yes Harris will do.
and of course to cause the
band's penis to erect and ha!
then now did I do vaginal juices last week?
oh do pay attention
Wadsworth!
I know it's Friday after...
oh watching the football
are you boy?
right move over there.
I'm warning you I may decide to set
an exam this term. Oh, sir.
So just listen.
Now, did I or did I not do
vaginal juices?
Yes, sir.
Name two ways of getting them flowing,
Watson.
Rubbing the clitoris,
What's wrong with a kiss boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
You don't have to go leaping straight for the
clitoris like a bull at a gate.
Give her a kiss, boy.
Suck the nipples,
Good, good, well done, line them up.
Striking the thighs, sir.
Yes, yes, I suppose so.
Marching the neck.
kneading the buttocks
and so on and so forth.
So, we have all these possibilities
before we stampede towards the clitoris,
Watson. Yes, sir.
Sorry, sir.
Now, all these forms of stimulation
can now take place.
And of course, tonguing
will give you the best idea
of how the juices are coming along.
Now, penetration and coitus,
that is to say, intercourse up to
and including orgasm.
Ah, hello, dear.
Do stand up.
My wife enters the room, Carter.
Oh, sorry, sir.
I've no intention of going
through this all again.
if you don't mind.
So, the man starts by entering or
mounting his good lady wife
in the standard way.
There we are.
Ah, that's better.
Now, Carter. Yes, sir?
What is it?
It's an ocarina, sir.
Bring it up here.
thrusting movements
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moving the penis up and
down inside the vagina.
So put it there, boy.
Put it there on the table.
while the wife maximises
her clitoral stimulation
by the shaft of the penis
by pushing forward.
Thank you, dear.
Now, as the sexual
excitement mounts...
What's funny, Biggs?
Oh, nothing, sir.
Oh, do please share your little joke
with the rest of us.
I mean, obviously something frightfully
funny
is going on.
No, honestly, sir.
Well, as it's so funny,
I think you'd better be selected
to play for the boys' team
in the rugby match against the Masters.
Oh, no, sir.
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