What about a trip to the Amazon?
There's spiders and snakes
and piranhas and things, she said no
If you wanna take me down to Brazil,
We'll review the hills, well let's go
If you want to take me to Mexico
It's Acapulco, Cancun, baby, let's go
Every time I go away with my baby
So I think this year we'll safely stay
I think this year we'll safely stay at home
Well, what about a trip to Reykjavik?
It's far too cold and icy up there
The northern lights still quite appeal
but there's only daylight
for half of the year, so no
Every time I go in with my baby
we always seem to fall out
So I think this year we'll safely stay
Think this year we'll safely stay
Well, what about a trip to
There's even bigger snakes
If you wanna take me to the land of Oz
I want a nice white beach
and some surf and a Barbie because
Every time I go away with my baby
But we always seem to fall out,
So I think this year we'll safely stay
I think this year we'll safely