They call me this
Matt Taggert captain love wrong
heart tattered in shreds
in fact splattered yo
in love songs
unrequited decided to not lie
it mattered to me the karma bounced back
like checks I wrote in fact the notes
left she quote to throngs of
them office hoes
that wanted to do me,
screw me like a Phillips
head in cluded indubitably and she knew it
I fell for it Louis bag, Chanel,
Coach bagged it
until her labels left like Chapelle
never cancelled
I just rolled out no doubt
no text messages
questioning I learned my lesson,
okay player session in
fact I macked her sister right
under her nose
and now she wearing all the youngins that
I left upon her clothes
and then she never wondered
why I never called baby
I suppose
what?
Chorus
Next victim to play I left
twisted I went ham
don't be a prude as she lifted her gam
nice child but librarian wild
when the lights in the back of
the cab went out
straight shooter no puns intended
but she had yo in tentions not
to mention a coupon for a ring a smile
took me to weddings figured
I catch all the hinting see
crashing Owen Wilson
w o the suicidal
tendencies
rock on wet t- shirt reaction knee
jerk Mike Muir she was thrashing
hella fashion sense, hella passionate,
but this fella right here wasn't having it
it twernt the PDA, cuz I'm an iphone
I'm app'd (apt) to act a way
her MAC is half a shade
iMac happily,
with a younging half her age
with twice her shape with thrice
her cake (yo)
and a quarter of weight a 1 5 of Henny
she had it really all tucked away
a 6 in line, now for the throne
she's the 7th trick to switch
an d holla bout heaven
an 8th on the date,
a 9th on the Wonder
10th she gotta Win,
but I guess I'll never bother(I'll never bother)
to call her (to call her) I wonder (I wonder)if she'll love me if I gotta a little
taller?
Say ing oh
yeah
Chorus(2x)
what happened to the