There's a danger zone,
not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on
that I call my home
Full of eerie sights,
weird and skeery sights
Every vicious animal that creeps
and crawls and bites!!
On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl On the Amazon,
the hypodermics howl On
the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl
and sting zodiacs on the wing
All the stalactites and vi
cious vertebrae
Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
All that parasites that come from Paraguay
in the spring
Hmm, hmm hmmm
Snarling equinox among the
rocks will seize you
And the Fahrenheit comes out
at night to freeze you
Wild duodenum are
lurking in the trees
And the jungle swarms with
green apostrophes
Oh, the Amazon is calling me
On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite
On the Amazon, the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night
all slink where the agnostics drink
All the hippodromes that lie
concealed in mud
Hunt the metronomes that
live in swamp and flood
Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood,
poor ginks
While velocipedes among
the weeds will scare you
And the menopause with
hungry jaws ensnares you
Frenzied adenoids infest
the hills and slopes
Everyone avoids the
deadly stethoscopes
Oh, the Amazon is calling
Yes, the Amazon is calling
Oh, the Amazon is call
ing me-ee!!
me-ee!!