This old man, he sang one,
Merry Christmas and ho ho ho,
I've got lots of work to do.
Merry Christmas and ho ho ho,
six million more homes to go.
This Santa, he sang three,
what's the deal with these monkeys?
And a Merry Christmas and a ho -ho -ho,
this monkey gets a bongo!
This Santa, he sang four,
I'll take chimneys and outdoors!
And a Merry Christmas and a ho -ho -ho,
this kid left me cookie dough!
This Santa, he sang five,
you're asleep when I arrive.
A merry Christmas and a ho ho ho,
merry Christmas to Jane Doe.
empty stockings that I'll fix.
A merry Christmas and a ho ho ho,
This Santa, he sang seven
giving toys to Peter and Kevin,
a Merry Christmas, ho ho ho,
Christmas tree lights all aglow,
This Santa, he sang eight extra
toys when you've been great,
a Merry Christmas and a ho ho ho,
naughty or nice I always know,
This Santa, he sang nine,
how do I do love Christmas time,
a merry Christmas and a ho -ho -ho,
reindeer with a sleigh in tow.
then I'll head back home again,
a merry Christmas and a ho -ho -ho.
I'll be back next year, you know!