It's late in the evening,
the sun has done gone down
It's gonna be another lonely night
Me, myself and I's gonna get a bottle
and have ourselves a ball
And carry on a conversation
We've got a lot in common
We often talk about the past
As the memories flow out of the bottle
I know the phone is off the hook,
it don't matter, for no one ever calls
So I'll carry on my conversation
With the oval in the mirror
Sometimes I wonder who can this man be
to realize that old fool is me
There ain't nothin' he can tell me
For you know I've heard it all so
I'll carry on my conversation
with the oval in the mirror on the wall
to realize that old fool was me
There ain't nothin' he can tell me
For you know I've heard it all
So I'll carry on my conversation
With the oval in the mirror
There'll be no more lies between us
For you know we've heard it all
But I'll carry on my conversation