Well, I need a lot of OJ,
Freshly squeezed from my TV
Marsha Clark and Johnny Cochran,
I love Lance Christopher Darden
and that crusty old athlete
or some other western state
Then I could get it in the morning
and I wouldn't have to wait
it's just like a shot of dope
With all its aspects of Greek tragedy,
Oh, the white folks, black folks,
brown folks at the bar and on the stand.
Oh, the bench and glasses,
there's the bearded yellow man.
and coverage never stops.
Experts next door, neighbors,
sex and drugs and dogs and cops.
and Johnny beat up his ex -wife.
Tell me, with this cast of characters,
I'll bet Bailey and Shapiro,
they still hate each other's guts
The dream team needs Colin Ferguson,
All the colored jurors go
Hey, let's not forget the victims,
even though they're hardly there
Except for drops of blood
and DNA on socks and hair
Sometimes it's all in Spanish
Tell me, did you know when Rosa says
what she really means, and no!
Oh, there's a white folks, black folks,
brown folks at the bar and on the stand.
Oh, the badge and glasses,
there's a bearded yellow man.
and coverage never stops.
Experts next door, neighbors cleaning,
Fong and Furman both are bums.
Every juror gets a book deal.
everybody wants some crumbs
and it may all end in mistrial
maybe we'll get a verdict
OJ rolls his eyes toward him
does he deserve to burn in hell
and the camera rarely leaves him
and we're glued to our TV sets
it's bigger than the budget
And I want to visit Bundy,
take a trip to Rockingham
And I want to drive a Bronco,
Those legal experts on Heraldo,
they're so sharp and smart and cool
They work the system, it's not perfect
You perfect that in law school
black folks, young folks,
it's a -firein' on the stand
All the bad -game bosses,
there's a beard in your man
Experts next door, neighbors,
sex and drugs and dogs and cops
Those experts next door, neighbors,
cleaning ladies, dogs and cops
Whoo! You're short recess.
