Hey man
hey
Dude you're pretty swoll have you
been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo
Ohhh no homo. Cool
When you want to compliment
a friend (no homo)
But you don't want that
friendship to end (no homo)
So tell a dude just how you
feel (no homo)
Say 'no homo' so he knows
the deal (no homo)
Hey yo man you got a fresh
style (no homo)
And you know you got the best
smile (no homo)
Your girlfriend is a lucky
lady (no homo)
But your looks would make a
handsome baby (no homo)
I like the way your shoulders fill
out that shirt (no homo)
It's hard to pull off but you
make it work (no homo)
Hey yo I kinda like your natural
scent (no homo)
Hey yo I kinda like the musical
Rent (no homo)
Man I cant decide who wore
it best (no homo)
But I'm feeling Diane
Keaton's vest (no homo)
I admit it I'm a
fashionista (no homo)
And I know every line of Mystic
Pizza (no homo)
And yo damn this rose is something
special (no homo)
Damn we should goof around and
wrestle (no homo)
Lets hit the hot tub and take a
dump (no homo)
We're all friends ain't no room
for trunks (no homo)
Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed
right now (no homo)
Are you really feeling buzzed
right now? (no homo)
Yo we should watch this gay
porno tape (no homo)
But as a joke because we're
all straight (no homo)
Man you could wash laundry
on those abs (no homo)
Yo I think girls look good in
drag (no homo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about
posing nude (no homo)
Hey yo I've been thinking about
fuckin a dude (no homo)
Or we could 3- way 69 (no homo)
Or human centipede in
a line (no homo)
Or some docking could be
hella fun (no homo)
Or yeah man I could do this
one (no homo)
Hey yo no homo but I wanna
dress up like Dorothy
And butt fuck a dude while
he 69s Morrissey
Yeah no homo but I wish I
lived in Ancient Greece
To gave young socrates the illful release
Hey no homo but today I'm
coming out the closet
And I scream it from the mountains
like a gay prophet
Those two words have set me
free (no homo)
Damn it feels good to be (no homo)