With that smile you couldn't cheat her
A woman that kind is hard to find
In the not so very good world
And walk in the park until
Sometimes I feel ugly and old
Excuse me baby if I'm acting bold
Take a breather on a bench
Helps to build up the suspense
Then the two of you go to
If she's woman there's a chance
That she maybe likes to dance
So you go to the hall and you
Don't make a hullabaloo I'm
I'm try any trick and I'll pull any ploy
I'm a used up twentieth century boy
She takes you home to meet the folks
Laughing at the fathers jokes
Time to go you're going to miss her
In the doorway try to kiss her
If I was 16 again I'd give my eyetooth
I'm tired and I'm hungry and
Oh excuse me yes excuse me if you will