And the dustman made me freak out
Like a hippie with a jewel in his brain
Baby, things were looking bleak
I could hardly dare to speak
As I clung on underneath
the speeding train
So I mumbled sour speech
As I changed my name to Leech
And my parasites kept
driving me insane
As the wolves scratched down my door
And trapped one by the jaw
So I asked him quite politely
for his name, yeah
Where are all my friends?
Now I'm rolling up my doggies
Never met a dog that took to me,
yeah
He says, son, if you'd release me
I could rap a bit more freely
Like an imbecile, I'd let him in again
He says, boy, the situation
Is a touch of constipation
And you're first causing a tumor on my brain
I said, man, I ain't a doctor,
but I'm sure if you'd adopt a new religion,
it would fix up your complaint,
yeah, yeah, yeah
Where are all my friends?
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
Never met a dog that talked to me
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah.
shoots me in the neck
Tells me he'll be back again
Yeah, loss of earnings is a felony, I claim
So, just as soon as I heal up
And I finish with this bitter cup
And I man age to get to my feet again
I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll get on with my profession
Teach war dogs a lesson
Cut those angry humans
off their angry brains, yeah
Where are all my friends?
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
Never met a dog that took to me
Where are all my friends?
Now I'm rolling up my doggins
Never met a dog that talked
to me
Never met a dog that talked
Never met a dog that talked
Never, never ever,
ever met a dog till I did this
Never met a dog
Never met a dog
Never met a dog
Never met a dog
I've never met a dog, never met a dog
I've never met a dog,
never met a dog
Come on, lady
You