Well, I've got a situation
that most folks don't understand.
A triangle consisting of two
Talk's been going round for years,
There's not much that's been
cause two plus one is three.
By the standards of society
Nothin' really shocks you,
but it didn't used to be that way
Cause I remember havin' fun
with a game we used to play
When I'd stay out pretty near it all night
And come in and sleep all day
Folks never understood why I
Or why my wife never interfered
Now someone would make a wisecrack
And it always raised some eyebrows
I guess I ought to clarify
football, golf, hitting the bar.
as I struggle through my strife.
Cause my truck's the other
It's a game we al ways share,
Folks, the name I gave my truck
Cause it seemed to fit her just right
And it's Hope that kept me going
Some men come home smelling of booze
Or with lipstick on their shirt
The only thing I get on mine
Is a little truckin' dirt
The respect I have in Hope
Cause I take a lot of pride in her
She's a hard -workin' woman
with a lot more class than most
together from coast to coast
There's somethin' I wanna tell you, son
Just remember this one thing
You won't get no phone calls
fillin' mama full of fire
Just make darn sure you attract
the other woman in your life.
It's a game we al ways share,
Attract the other woman in my life.