My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
of the class for one second?
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
Wanna see me stick nine- inch nails
through each one of my eyelids? (Uh- huh!)
exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up
worse than my life is? (huh?)
I'm tryna get my head straight
But I can't figure out which
Spice Girl I want to impregnate (oh)
"Slim Shady you a base- head" (uh-uh)
"So why's your face red? Man, you wasted."
I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass
"Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
God sent me to piss the world off
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My English teacher wanted to flunk
Thanks a lot, next semester
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club,
then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over
pedestrians in a spaceship
While they screamin' at me
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
does more dope than I do (man)
Make a record about doin' drugs
and name it after her (oh, thank you)
when the women rush the stands
like some screamin' Usher fans (ah, ah!)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave,
thanks for the support, asshole"
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
Stop the tape! This kid needs
to be locked away (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
It's too scary to die (fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery
and buried alive (ha, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
’n’ my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I'll fuck anything that walks (come here)
I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast- feed me, Mom?
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on
and shoot myself in the head (bang!)
'Cause I'm steamin' mad (grr!)
when you see my Dad? (yeah!)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
My name is (chka- chka, Slim Shady)
