She's the worst you ever saw.
She's my darling, my lady.
I'm back, bowlegged, and she's lame.
Oh, no, just like a cork,
She's my long, skinny, lanky
Won't you come back to your
Oh, they say she's mighty nice,
but her armpit smells like spice
She's my long, skinny, lanky
Down at the stockyard about three
There were pigs being figured,
Sure long sticks, 14 cents a pound
She's my darlin', my lady,
I'm back, bowlegged, and she's ready
Oh, they say her teeth are false
Oh, they rattle when she walks
She's my long, skinny, lanky
Won't you come back to your
Oh, they say her breath is sweet
But I'd rather smell her feet
She's my long skinny lanky sergeant
