Behold the way our
fine -feathered friend
His virtue doth parade
Thou know'st not,
my dim -witted friend,
The pic ture thou hast made
Thy va cant brow and
thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere,
And slightly dopey gent.
Oh, my funny Valentine,
Sweet comic Valentine,
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable,
unphotographable
Yet you're my fa vorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mind a little weak
when you open it to speak?
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me,
not if you care for me.
Stay, little Valentine, stay.
Each day is Valentine's Day.
Oh, my funny Valentine,
sweet, calming Valentine,
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable,
unholy, wrathful
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak
when you open it to speak?
Are you smart, Bob?
Don't change your hair for me,
not if you care for me.
Stay, Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day you