I ain't never been much of a lover and
it never really bothered me none
With the whole world full of ad orable
women I figured I could catch me one
But lately I've got a problem and
Well my want to wants me to
do everything I used to do
But my can do can't keep up with
I met a Dolly in a roadside tavern of
the time and the place was right
We had a table in the corner
where the lights were low
And the band was picking out of sight
We were dancing to a fast little ditty
but before I got half through
Well my want to wants me to...
Well it's sad but true...
