One little child was very disappointed
when his baby brother was born.
It was because the baby didn't
have one single hair on his head
that he looked like that when he was little.
But eventually he realized
that the baby would grow up
to be just as fine and strong
he hasn't got a hair on his head,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
his face is puffy and red, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
His hands are wrinkled, so are his toes,
so is his nose, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He hasn't got a single tooth
La la la la la la la la la
He's not the prettiest baby
Everyone says he looks like me
Everyone must be quite crazy
But Mum and Dad both agree,
That when I was little I looked like that,
I can't believe it's true
And all my aunts and uncles
say they remember me at that age
And I looked just like my brother does now,
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
He'll get big and strong,
his face will be handsome and fine
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
And if he grows to look like me,
he'll turn out to be a champ
You see, although he's bald,
he's not gonna be for long
And although he looks funny,
he'll grow up tall and strong.
